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Boston is a census-designated place located in Elizabeth Township, Allegheny County in the state of Pennsylvania. As of the 2020 census the population was 549.
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Gregory Kunde is an American operatic tenor particularly associated with the French and Italian repertoires. For more than twenty five years, Kunde sang the bel canto repertory with great success. After conquering the tenor roles of Donizetti, Bellini, and Rossini, he has now claimed the verismo roles of Verdi and Puccini as his own. Kunde is considering the preeminent tenor of our generation, singing professionally and with tremendous success for nearly fifty years.
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