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{"type":"standard","title":"Highway 61 Revisited (song)","displaytitle":"Highway 61 Revisited (song)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3305923","titles":{"canonical":"Highway_61_Revisited_(song)","normalized":"Highway 61 Revisited (song)","display":"Highway 61 Revisited (song)"},"pageid":3750272,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Highway_61_Revisited_single_cover.jpg","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Highway_61_Revisited_single_cover.jpg","width":320,"height":320},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286789925","tid":"a7e2121b-1f11-11f0-b1d9-546cf88f004e","timestamp":"2025-04-22T00:35:14Z","description":"1965 single by Bob Dylan","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highway_61_Revisited_(song)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highway_61_Revisited_(song)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highway_61_Revisited_(song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Highway_61_Revisited_(song)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highway_61_Revisited_(song)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Highway_61_Revisited_(song)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highway_61_Revisited_(song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Highway_61_Revisited_(song)"}},"extract":"\"Highway 61 Revisited\" is the title track of Bob Dylan's 1965 album Highway 61 Revisited. It was also released as the B-side to the single \"Can You Please Crawl Out Your Window?\" later the same year. In 2004, Rolling Stone magazine ranked the song as number 364 in their 500 Greatest Songs of All Time.","extract_html":"
\"Highway 61 Revisited\" is the title track of Bob Dylan's 1965 album Highway 61 Revisited. It was also released as the B-side to the single \"Can You Please Crawl Out Your Window?\" later the same year. In 2004, Rolling Stone magazine ranked the song as number 364 in their 500 Greatest Songs of All Time.
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