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{"type":"standard","title":"Murder of Leong Fook Weng","displaytitle":"Murder of Leong Fook Weng","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q123561182","titles":{"canonical":"Murder_of_Leong_Fook_Weng","normalized":"Murder of Leong Fook Weng","display":"Murder of Leong Fook Weng"},"pageid":75301642,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e4/Leong_Fook_Weng.jpg/330px-Leong_Fook_Weng.jpg","width":320,"height":234},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/Leong_Fook_Weng.jpg","width":370,"height":270},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283248741","tid":"9d9b996f-0e0f-11f0-b51b-28ed6fd624fd","timestamp":"2025-03-31T09:07:48Z","description":"2000 gang-related killing of a man in Singapore","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Leong_Fook_Weng","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Leong_Fook_Weng?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Leong_Fook_Weng?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Murder_of_Leong_Fook_Weng"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Leong_Fook_Weng","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Murder_of_Leong_Fook_Weng","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Leong_Fook_Weng?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Murder_of_Leong_Fook_Weng"}},"extract":"On 17 May 2000, at a vacant plot of land in Bukit Timah, 36-year-old odd-job worker and moneylender Leong Fook Weng was found dead, wearing only his underwear and sustaining several stab wounds on his chest and neck. Investigations showed that Leong had been attacked and assaulted by four secret society members, and died as a result of a knife wound to his heart. The four attackers escaped Singapore after the killing, but two of them – See Chee Keong and Robson Tay Teik Chai – were discovered to be imprisoned in Cambodia and France respectively for unrelated drug offences, and the remaining two suspects – Lim Hin Teck and Ong Chin Huat – remained at large for the murder.","extract_html":"
On 17 May 2000, at a vacant plot of land in Bukit Timah, 36-year-old odd-job worker and moneylender Leong Fook Weng was found dead, wearing only his underwear and sustaining several stab wounds on his chest and neck. Investigations showed that Leong had been attacked and assaulted by four secret society members, and died as a result of a knife wound to his heart. The four attackers escaped Singapore after the killing, but two of them – See Chee Keong and Robson Tay Teik Chai – were discovered to be imprisoned in Cambodia and France respectively for unrelated drug offences, and the remaining two suspects – Lim Hin Teck and Ong Chin Huat – remained at large for the murder.
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