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{"type":"general","setup":"What did one plate say to the other plate?","punchline":"Dinner is on me!","id":161}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you do on a remote island?","punchline":"Try and find the TV island it belongs to.","id":226}
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Paphiopedilum victoria-mariae is a species of orchid endemic to western Sumatra (Bukittinggi).
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{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
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A refrigerator magnet or fridge magnet is a small magnet, often attached to an artistic or whimsical ornament, which may be used to post items such as shopping lists, Christmas cards, child art or reminders on a refrigerator door, or which simply serves as decoration. Refrigerator magnets come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, and may have promotional messages placed on them. In addition to refrigerators, refrigerator magnets are commonly placed on steel-backed whiteboards and bulletin boards, as well as other metal furniture such as filing cabinets and tool chests. Refrigerator magnets are popular souvenir and collectible objects.
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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}